Sad truths about the D-Zone

It's funny because it's true. The things you learn about humanity visiting a mediocre chain diner will leave you longing for simpler times before we'd evolved thumbs.

My favorite line: "We're also encouraging Americans to quit meth and stop getting tweety bird tattoos." Amen and amen!

This Happened.

I don't really know what to say or how to react, other than to point out just how spot-on Hugh Laurie's cow-moo is.

Change I can believe in

We have now had Django for a year and a half!


Sometimes it's hard to remember what it was like to have well-behaved dogs (i.e. Toby and Topper). Ones that didn't eat trash or threaten other animals with physical violence.

Still, God loves a terrier.

An Idea Whose Time Has Come, Maybe

I want to stage a protest wherein I picket a white fence.

Breastfeeding and 7-Up...monkeys ARE really just like us!

The person who posted this bizarre video (made all the more bizarre, in my opinion, by the thumping soundtrack that accompanies it) adds that he/she is "look for 7 Up contacts."

What if he/she actually got such a contact...and then actively pitched this video, including footage of a suckling monkey baby, as a 7-Up ad? I think my heart would burst.

Weirdest Thing I Have Ever Seen: A New Candidate Emerges

From the amazing Disapproving Rabbits comes possibly the weirdest thing I've seen since this or this.

These rabbits have made multiple episodes, and although the social media episode is undisputably weird...what is weirder than them interviewing gangsta-folk artist John Wesley Harding?

OMG OMG OMG UPDATE: THEY ALSO INTERVIEW PATTON OSWALT!!!!!

You said it, sister

Imagine my surprise when a routine Google image search yielded this:

Mormon bears marry

So, Slate has this story entitled A big gay Mormon wedding. I know, right? That makes you want to read it already?

But why you really need to read it is this. The (totally practicing Mormon) father of one of the grooms talks about having a crisis of faith over whether or not he should attend the wedding. And he totally does! He says "the most important thing is to love and support our son in the decision he's made." (I know, I know: that word decision that is so distasteful. But he's trying and it's sweet!)

Gay marriage rules. (The kilts don't necessarily rule. But they're bears; you've just got to let them be.)

I love the Ditty Bops, and the Ditty Bops love each other

...so much so that they totally got married!!!

Now they don't have to live in sin anymore. Unless being a musician makes you automatically sinful? (My mom seems to think so.) I hope someone tied some festive tin cans to their lesbian bikes. Then they could make them into some sort of recycled art project involving puppetry and elaborate costuming. God bless the Ditty Bops!!!

The weirdest thing I have ever seen? Perhaps

For reasons you don't necessarily need to know, I was just looking for Singing Dog videos on YouTube.

Apparently this particular dog-singer (her name is Shiva and she certainly manages to destroy "The Birthday Song") is something of a Singing Dog Celebrity. Or so her owner would lead you to believe.

At any rate, Dali ain't got nothin' on the surrealism seen here!